I’m a little cranky. I’ll cop to it right up front. And you know what that means…
We need to talk again.
The subject of this particular conversation is:
Things You Just Never Really Want to Hear
1) Me, to my husband, when getting ready for an evening out “Do you think I should straighten my hair or wear it curly?”
My husband “Whatever’s faster”
2) Waiter in a nice restaurant, removing an empty cocktail glass “Whoa! Looks like you needed that. Can I get you another?” (that was actually to my friend, but still)
I’ve saved the worst for last.
It’s almost too embarrassing to share actually. But I will.
3) A valet helping you (OK, me) get out of our car, with hand outstretched, “May I help you Dear?”
DEAR!! D E A R. oh my gawwwwd SERIOUSLY?
I told a younger friend of mine and she said “don’t worry-I was called ‘Mrs’ the other day”
Like that’s half as bad. That’s not even close my friend. ‘Mrs’ is like a fricking wolf whistle compared to “Dear”
Am I right??!
OK, I shared.
Your turn now. Try and beat that. We all know misery loves company 😉
I’m off to yoga. I haven’t been in months.
I hope there will be somebody there to help me out of my car.
Photos both via Pinterest.